Negro was an “avid” fisherman who could not swim.
Takes his equally water phobic half breed child fishing.
Boy falls in the water starts to drown.
Negro jumps into the river and also drowns.
Family and friends say he is a “hero”.
Killed himself, perhaps he is a hero.
Can’t swim, hang out on a pier by a river, no life jackets.
His (formerly) coal burning fiancee has really nice eyebrows.
I am sure he left ample life insurance for his family.
GoFundMe in 1, 2, 3…
(GoFundMe is very popular with naggers and mudsharks)